Bubble Gum Condoms
Bubble Gum Flavored Condoms? Move Over Bazooka Joe!
As kids we all remembered going to a local baseball game and rampaging the nearest snack stand. While other kids would choke on pixie stick sugar dust the rest of us couldn’t wait to get our hands on some of that sweet Bazooka Joe bubble gum! Not for the gum, that part was terrible, but because we wanted the cheesy ass little comics inside. I’m not sure why but it gave our little meaningless lives a purpose to know we only had a few more comics to go in order to collect them all. Then video games ruined everything.
As adults we’ve all moved past our former glory days and now look to the future of our passion to collect more things we don’t really need. But we want them and honestly that’s what really matters. So what better thing to want to collect than all the flavored condoms science can offer! From cherry to snozzberries there’s a plethora of awesome goodness to collect. We simultaneously fill the void of finding rare things by collecting a tool meant to help fill, well another kind of void. However, growing up in this fast paced society we all become jaded much to quickly. “What’s the use of having all these wonderful latex pleasure fruits neatly lined up in my top drawer if I already know what’s inside?” you’ve probably asked yourself (not me though, I keep my socks in the top drawer).
The adventure and mystery must continue to grow and spark that child like wonder back into our busy lives.Which brings me to my next point. Bubble gum flavored condoms…with comics! The next time you buy that pack of Cap’n Crunch Berry flavored love socks you’ll be in for a wonderous surprise!
Imagine: The mood is nice but not perfect, you probably could have set up a playlist or something on your computer, it’s been a couple days since you and your partner decided to spice things up so you picked up this particular pack of flavored condoms because the box looked neat or something. So you two are there, you bust out these babies and as she’s shaking her head while opening the package out pops a little Tijuana Bible! A “what the fuck” moment naturally happens but now you’re both laughing and having a great time! Who knows maybe you’ll get some fun ideas from the comics inside (Seriously have you read one before?)
And there you have it, the wave of the future! Not only will people be scrambling to collect them all but you can actually use the product inside to do more than break your teeth when you chew on it. Yes just because we grow up doesn’t mean we have to let the things that made our childhood worth living go. Plus there’s the sex part. That’s awesome too.
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I’m not sure if I should be taking this post seriously or not, but in all honesty the sound of bubble gum flavored condoms is not the worst I have heard of. The only fear I would personally have is that I would crack open these boxes just to try them out myself before my partner even comes over. The last thing you need to do is mix the nice flavors of sugary wax (that is what bubble gum is more or less right?) and sexual intercourse. Just one more thing to preoccupy my thoughts as opposed to pleasing my partner for sure! I can definitely imagine them being pretty hilarious though in bed. Having some novelty condoms like these in my drawer will definitely make me a more amusing partner to say the least. Maybe that will make up for some of my dysfunctional love making…
I need to get a pack of these bubble gum flavored condoms for my boyfriend! I love sex, and having sex with him; but on occasion he doesn’t always taste that great. I still do him cause I love him, though! Still, bubble gum flavored condoms sound like they would be an awesome addition to our sex life, for obvious reasons as well. I’m sure they taste great and I can still pleasure him in all the ways he would like as well. Very cool product if I can say so myself!
I’ve used a pack of flavored condoms in the past, with a few hook-ups I once had when I was in my prime. They are really great not only because they taste good, but because they tend to invoke some sort of humor in the bed room which makes having the awkward hook-up sex a little less, well, awkward. Some say laughter is a key to the heart, and I can wholeheartedly agree. It is also the key to other private locations on the body as well
. The girls I have been with have really enjoyed these things. I purchased them from some other locations though, and never had the opportunity to try the bubble gum flavored ones. I may just end up buying a small pack and trying them out, though perhaps on my wife now that I have grown up from my younger years of sexual exploits!
Bubble gum flavored condoms actually does not sound too bad. It actually sounds like it could be really good! The thing about bubble gum is that, in general, they are just flavors taken from nature. For example, you can have grape bubble gum. It’s hardly bubble gum though, it tastes like grapes! One flavor I could really enjoy is mint. I was just thinking how cool that would be (no pun intended). Doing the deed would be kind of like brushing my teeth. It would also be very ironic to come away from this sort of encounter with a really clean feeling mouth, after doing something so dirty. That’s my take on it all!